Arkie_Lefty Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 > Subject: Air Force One Crash!>>>> Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken,>> the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When>> they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally>> destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that>> bordered a farm.>> The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no>> remains of anyone, including the President.>>>> They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if>> nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.>>>> "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this>> terrible accident happen?".>>>> "Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the>> tractor's engine.>>>> "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United>> States?">>>> "Yep.">>>> "Were there any survivors?">>>> "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done>> buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning..">>>> "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.>>>> "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying>> he wasn't ...>> But you know how bad that sum[censored] lies.">> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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